Pondering ...

• Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks


• The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required on it.


• Why is the butter always hard when you have extremely soft bread..


• Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


• When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?


• Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposite?


• If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?


• Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?


• If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?


• If all is not lost, where is it?


• If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?


• What was the best thing before sliced bread?


• Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


• If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?